Spin Cycle: Biking D. C. Hipsters Revive Dandyism

Coping strategies for cultural anxiety come in many forms. For a group of Washington D. C. hipsters their security blanket is nothing less than the spirit of haute couture past. Meet the dandies and quaintrelles.

In his 1863 essay “The Painter of Modern Life” French poet Charles Baudelaire considers “dandyism,” a fad which swept Paris during the Second Empire, a putsch that put Napoleon’s nephew Louis Philippe on the throne. “[D]andyism in certain respects comes close to spirituality and to stoicism,” Baudelaire observes, “but a dandy can never be a vulgar man.” He continues: “For those who are its high priests and its victims at one and the same time, all the complicated material conditions they subject themselves to, from the most flawless dress at any time of day or night to the most risky sporting feats, are no more than a series of gymnastic exercises suitable to strengthen the will and school the soul.” The dandy in his most splendidly plumed person encompasses devotion to the sacred; he is the pharmakos upon whom the sins of citoyens are heaped for expiation.

Baudelaire notes that the dandyism cult is a system of worship that arises only under certain social or political conditions. “Dandyism appears especially in those periods of transition when democracy has not yet become all-powerful, and when aristocracy is only partially weakened and discredited.” Such hybrid moments tend to breed hybrid prodigies whose outward aspects are strikingly novel, all flash and poise and sprezzatura, but whose inward impulse is drearily familiar:

In the confusion of such times, a certain number of men, disenchanted and leisured ‘outsiders’, but all of them richly endowed with native energy, may conceive the idea of establishing a new kind of aristocracy, all the more difficult to break down because established on the most precious, the most indestructible faculties, on the divine gifts that neither work nor money can give.

That the confusion of such times — times like Baudelaire’s, which oscillated from revolutionary republicanism to reactionary empire under Napoleon III, or like our own, which lurches from boom to bust in increasingly shorter cycles — produces a contingent of disenchanted and leisured “outsiders” intent on re-asserting an aristocracy of sorts comes as no surprise; rigid and iniquitous class arrangements, while offering little in terms of individual life possibilities, certainly clarifies things. It may just be that humans are genetically predisposed to such an arrangement, preferring the unambiguous protocols of aristocracy to the muddle of democracy. Even the ancient Israelites grew dissatisfied with the judges God sent to see to things and demanded that Samuel appoint a king to govern them.

But the dandy’s atavism is, according to Baudelaire, not without a measure of pathos. “Dandyism is the last flicker of heroism in decadent age,” he continues: “[It] is a setting sun; like the declining star, it is magnificent, without heat and full of melancholy.” As the sun sets on the American empire, its dollar hegemony under serious fire front the rest of the world, a star in decline, light without heat (which is perhaps not technically true, because nothing heats things up like a nuclear warhead), are both tropes that one could without indulging undue hyperbole apply to the United States.

It’s fitting, then, that the capital of this ailing Leviathan, Washington D. C., would witness the rebirth of the dandy. The November 16 edition of The Washington Post reports on the recent event of “the District’s first-ever tweed ride, in which dapper cyclists … sally forth across town simply because it promises to be a jolly good time.” A city made captive to the divertissement of nattily dressed twentysomethings certainly reeks of the attempt to ressurrect something of the form, if not the content, of Belle Epoque distinctions. Reporter Dan Zak, the Post piece’s author, sniffed this very implication out himself. He asks, “Is this [tweed ride] mere dress-up? Folderol on wheels? Another hipster stab at spontaneous coordination, flash-mob conformity in the name of pretentious originality?” One would answer Zak simply by saying that, when it comes to hipsters, the tweed ride is all of these things at once. What’s past is prelude, to be sure, but what hipsters reveal is that, albeit in a different manner than Karl Marx imagined it, everything in history does happens twice: first as tragedy, then as farrago. “A mash-up generation has mash-up tendencies,” the Post story continues:

We steal the tailored vests of the Victorian era for our office wardrobe, we play Gatsby in whatever neo-speakeasy has opened around the corner, we add a tie clip to evoke Don Draper and we hop on our mustard-colored vintage Schwinn for a tweed ride.

And like every such group devoted to the recherche or picayune, the D. C. tweed riders have a club dubbed “Dandies and Quaintrelles.” The masthead for this club’s website bears the slogan, “Redemption through style.” Just what sort of redemption is left to the reader’s imagination, though one doubts its comes through mortification of the flesh, as tweed-sheathed legs find themselves abraded by the action of pumping fixed-gear pedals. Rather, their devotions are precisely those which Baudelaire identifies in “The Painter of Modern Life” — the austerities of the impeccable toilet, the starched collar, the gestures and flourishes of grand deportment.

From the mash-up tendencies of a mash-up generation springs a Parnassus of prerogative long held in abeyance to cast its shadow upon the burgeoning light of culturally democratizing social media. Dandies and quaintrelles enter into a most ambivalent composition with cyberspace. On one hand, it suits the practical need of enlisting other dandies and quaintrelles; on the other, it presents them with the practical problem of other enlisting other dandies and quainterelles. Distinctions cheaply achieved are no distinctions at all. Indeed, these dandies and quaintrelles find the world — the online world particularly — is too much with them. If the Internet has taught them anything, it’s that vulgarity is but a hyperlink away.

A touch of class: D. C. hipster dandies delight in bygone snobbery.

Of course, to hear them tell it, these dandies and quaintrelles believe otherwise. They consider theirs a mission of confraternity and solidarity — one nation under houndstooth, you might say. The Post story quotes one tweed rider, Eric Brewer, who at 41 is a sort of Gen-X elder statesmen of the D&Q scene:

“I think dandyism could build bridges from different crowds through attire,” says Brewer, who works in video production and is a partner in the H Street art gallery Dissident Display. “You dress to find your social clique in D. C., from Georgetown preppy to hipster central along 14th Street and H Street. And I think dandyism can sort of unify people, where you don’t stay within the confines of an accepted appearance.”

Brewer invokes a narrow spectrum for his rainbow coalition. Hip-hoppers and heshers, one gathers, need not apply. How this wished-for amalgam of social cliques is supposed to happen within the dissolving medium of dandyism is not entirely certain. One imagines that all this supposed de-cliquing can only lead to dislocation and anomie, as hipsters parasitize preppiedom and preppies extract some of the value hipsters have added to the preppie look. A climate of antagonism, recrimination and refusal would likely follow, proving ruinous to the urbane charms of a Saturday’s cycling.

If dandies and quaintrelles were better students of the history whose fashions they ape, they’d know that the bicycle, once it effected its transition from a “penny farthing” to a “safety” design, became a revolutionary sensation, not because it encouraged snobbery, but because it threatened it. The July December 1896 edition of The Review of Reviews (kind of like a catalogue of catalogues) digests a tongue-in-cheek diatribe by one T. B. Bishop that originally appeared in the Forum. Mr. Bishop observes that the popularity of bicycle riding has led to all sorts of innovations. “Of no other form of popular exercise, or excursion, can it be said that it is so conducive to good manners, simple conduct, and kindly intercourse as bicycle-riding. It brings all classes together when all are in a condition of healthy enjoyment and physical content.” Mr. Bishop recognizes that the true camaraderie of bicycle riding comes not from the supercilious airs one puts on while engaged in the activity, but the true inclusiveness of the activity itself.

Such easy democracy seems, however, as distasteful (dare one say “beastly?”) to today’s D. C. hipster as it was to the grandees of Mr. Bishop’s Gilded Age. Perhaps the impulse toward the strange symbolic economy these hipsters wish to inaugurate with their twee tweed rides arrives from a sense of fatalism they feel with regard to the real economy. Maybe they feel they’ve been crushed under the chariot wheels of finance capital, whose axemen and water bearers they encounter every day.

The German philosopher and critic Walter Benjamin writes that “nothing that has ever happened should be regarded as lost to history.” Hipsters, it’s clear, promise to make good this principle. Benjamin hastens to add however, that “only a redeemed mankind is granted the fullness of its past–which is to say, only for a redeemed mankind has its past become citable in all its moments.” The dandy and quaintrelle’s tweed-ride project is from a Benjaminian perspective preposterous in the literal sense: It puts the citations of the past — made sartorially in the present instance — before redemption, not after it. To promise “redemption through style” as the D&Qs website does amounts to saying that redemption follows style. That unredeemed humankind — and, from Benjamin’s mystical-Marxian point of view, modern humankind is decidedly, pointedly unredeemed — engages in such a revival of the past can only be regarded as a travesty, if indeed not a catastrophe.

“That things are ‘status quo’ is the catastrophe,” was a favorite maxim of Benjamin’s. The dandy–quaintrelle hipster set wishes to revive older, historically specific status quos as a means of bolstering the present status quo. This is their version of the dandy’s heroism — and in it they show themselves doubly catastrophic.

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7 Responses to “Spin Cycle: Biking D. C. Hipsters Revive Dandyism”

  1. Eric Brewer Says:

    A response to your remote observations of the D.C. Tweed Ride

    Anton Steinpilz,

    I read your piece entitled “Spin cycle: Biking D.C. Hipsters Revive Dandyism.” It seems you spent minimal effort in observing our event from afar before offering your critique. I suppose contacting me directly for my thoughts on dandyism and the tweed ride would have been a bit troublesome. You’ve used my photo for this article and made assumptions about my intentions and perspectives on dandyism which were drawn from quotes in other on-line publications. You’ve accused me of being a poor student of history without so much as contacting me directly to discuss my references. You’ve accused me of being exclusionary without expressing the slightest interest in discovering the different types of people who attended the event.

    I have just a few comments on some of your assumptions:

    Regarding, “Hip-hoppers and heshers, one gathers, need not apply.” Our deejays who played music during our after ride social are quite devoted fans of Hip Hop. Their enthusiastic embrace of the tweed ride and its cause should not be overlooked because they attended and contributed to the event dressed in tweed and therefore might have gone unrecognizable to you as fans of hip hop.

    “…Brewer invokes a narrow spectrum for his rainbow coalition…”

    -At the time, I was referencing a few social groups that tend to avoid mingling with those they perceive to be outside of their own. One of the things I like about Washington D.C. is the fact the there is a potential for social intermingling amongst the people of a diverse demographic. I invite you to join our spring ride to witness for firsthand the spirit of inclusiveness that was widely experienced last month.

    “If dandies and quainterelles were better student of the history whose fashions they ape, they’d know that the bicycle, once it effected its transition from a “penny farthing” to a “safety” design, became a revolutionary sensation, not because it encouraged snobbery, but because it threatened it.”-

    This event was designed to discourage snobbery between cyclists. I’m familiar with the history of cycling and the transition from the dangerous penny farthing to the more accessible safety design. I invite you to observe comparisons between that occurrence and the recent embracing of bicycles of the past, often available for purchase under $200 in lieu of new bicycles valued 3 times as much. This was a cycling event which happened to be much more accessible than most cycling related events I’ve attended. As a cyclist with 20 years and tens of thousands of miles of spinning in my legs, I could share with you plenty of examples of snobbery in the activity. The tweed ride was intended as a break from the kinds of snobbery associated with contemporary cycling events. Despite your effortless conclusions, there is plenty of proof of its success.

    “The dandy–quaintrelle hipster set wishes to revive older, historically specific status quos as a means of bolstering the present status quo. This is their version of the dandy’s heroism — and in it they show themselves doubly catastrophic.”

    This is a bold assertion made without so much as slight effort to discuss my desires with me directly. Is it easier to quote dead German philosophers and reference publications from the 1800′s than to send me an e-mail that lists a few insightful questions? What fun is there in postulation, judgment and speculation without an earnest dialogue between the observer and the observed? Does your audience not demand more? Are they so impressed with your historical references that they don’t require a thoughtful and prudent investigation of the occurrence at hand? Why engage in the effort of articulating a point without making an equal effort of becoming properly informed of the topic?

    In your efforts to deconstruct the nature an event you did not attend how could you not expect more of yourself in during the course of your investigation? What’s the purpose of your published observation and who does is serve?

    Eric Brewer

  2. Anton Steinpilz Says:

    “In your efforts to deconstruct the nature an event you did not attend …”

    Is there nothing more appropriately postmodern than this — at least, equally as much as riding around D. C. dressed an Edwardian worthy?

  3. Eric Brewer Says:

    You seem as if you don’t have much life experience outside of graduate school. You poor thing. Take a ride with us in the spring dressed in whatever you like. Give yourself the opportunity to test your assumptions about us. If you still feel the same, write about it and form an opinion derived from a more thorough contemplation on the subject and an actual experience with us.

    For the record, I enjoy the commentary of serious critics of contemporary culture. I respect the writing of those with insight, talent and the desire to approach their subjects with serious vigor before publishing their thoughts.

    I’ll consider a non response to my comments on your many assumptions as evidence of you simply playing at being a social critic and of harmless venting. There’s nothing postmodern about that. People have been crying out for love an affection since the dawn of time.

    • Anton Steinpilz Says:

      Eric:

      I’m going to resist taking the bait for the flame war I sense you’re trying to lure me into and just say that if you seek publicity for your biking club in order to acquire cultural cachet, you make your club a fair target for cultural criticism.

      I based my commentary primarily on The Washington Post piece that covered your riding event, and, like every other newspaper reader, I’m entitled to form an opinion on the event reported. As a blogger, I’m entitled to comment on what I read. I’m not a journalist, so I feel little obligation to “interview” my subjects before I put pen to paper, metaphorically speaking. Did you interview Shakespeare before you wrote your freshman comp paper on one of his plays?

      If you don’t like my opinions, don’t read my ‘blog posts. But know that insulting me goes very little way toward dispelling whatever impressions you think my commentary might create in the minds of my readers. And also know that denigrating what you perceive to be my level of education makes you seem like an anti-intellectual reactionary.

  4. Eric Brewer Says:

    An invitation to join us in the spring does not constitute flaming. I think my questions are just and stand by my comments. Why would I not read a blog that posts my photo and questions my purpose? Of course I’m a fair target for cultural critique. I encourage a well formed opinion directed towards me.

    Telling me not to read your blog because I simply challenge the basis of your opinion is like asking me to leave your sandbox because I point out that your sandcastle could use more support. Publishing a blog does not excuse you from being challenged by your targets.

    Referencing a common freshman lit experience regarding something written a million times over about a long dead author is hardly akin to the publication of one poorly formed opinion about someone with the ability to challenge you publicly.

    I’m challenging the basis of your commentary. Should that not that be welcome from someone with an intellectually sound perspective? I admire the effort and focus required in post graduate study. It can frequently lead to writing that is quite informative, worthy of publishing and worthy of reading.

    I would think that your readers might be impressed with a healthy dialogue on an event that concerned you enough to critique. I’m confident that the impressions left by this exchange will leave anyone who reads it to question the very nature of your opinions and your lack of interest in supporting them.

  5. Jacques Says:

    Your article is getting pwned in the comments section of this website. I am not surprised on account of how much d*ck it s*cked.

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    http://enoughcowbell.com/2009/12/08/foppish-dandyism-canoncanoncanoncanon/

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  6. schveenietodd Says:

    Not dandyism, “it” seems to have a more preservationist and whimsical aspects. Think “Choke”-level Williamsburg Colonial hoo-haw or American Civil War reenactors, combined with steampunkishness.

    In a word. Harmless.

    Let those with the means have fun and entertainments as their resources allow. Without signifying.

    As long as they are not out beating on people, like some deviant moloko-plus addled Alex, Pete, Georgie, and Dim; leave these iconoclasts to their worsted wool and velocipedes to their own devices.


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