Guido Bandido: MTV’s The Jersey Shore and Neoliberalism


Does The Jersey Shore, MTV’s latest pop-cultural sensation, purport to reveal the ways of East Coast “Guidos” and “Guidettes” or the ways of neoliberal economics?

To anyone living outside the northeastern United States, MTV’s The Jersey Shore, the cable network’s latest reality-television offering, is an encounter with the strange and unfamiliar. In my own experience as someone born in the Rust Belt, reared in the Midwest and educated in the Southwest, seldom did I encounter so-called “Guidos” and “Guidettes.” I wasn’t completely unfamiliar with “Guido” stereotypes; they were just rather remote from my experience — until I moved to New England, that is. Here the landscape crawls with Guidos. One can usually find them on the main drag of my neighborhood, leaning on Katana bikes and menacing popped-collared Ivy Leaguers. Or one can find them at the beach, again leaning against said Katana bikes.

Casually observing Guidos while conducting my own life’s business revealed to me nearly nothing about their folkways. MTV’s The Jersey Shore therefore held for me all the exotic appeal of an ethnographic document. Yet I have to say that after having watched the entire season run the show disappointed rather than satisfied my curiosity. The Guido demimonde does have its peculiarities (the impression I got of it is that of traditional family-centered Italian-American culture to which elements of hip-hop culture have been superadded), but these were relatively minor, and ultimately incidental, compared to the actual premise of the show, which seems to be: find people who like to drink, screw and fight; put them in a position to drink, screw and fight; and then film them drinking, screwing and fighting. This premise certainly holds some amusement value, but only so much. In fact, I found myself forgetting that the reason I was watching the show was to glimpse the unique customs of East Coast Guidos and Guidettes, because the incidents and escapades the show’s subjects found themselves in I found immediately — and depressingly — familiar. Read the rest of this entry »

Waiting for the End of the World: Politics, Finance and the Gnosis of Crisis


Do crises in political and financial domains mean the suspension of business as usual, or simply its consolidation?

How does one resign himself to existing affairs? What sort of self-deception must he engage in to be able to say to himself, “Truly, my condition is mete and just?” Goethe once wrote, “None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free.” I wonder, however, if this maxim admits of its inverse: “None are so hopelessly free as those who falsely believe they are enslaved.” But what possible hopelessness could one possibly find in freedom? Even the mind-bendingly obscure German philosopher G. W. F. Hegel believed that history moved toward the goal of human emancipation, while the French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre claimed that freedom ameliorates despair. It does not cause it.

Citizens of the United States pride themselves on their historically unprecedented degree of political freedom. They consider themselves — perhaps justifiably — the embodied telos of a certain conception of history, wherein sovereignty passes from nature to god to chief, to king to eventually the people themselves. What a blow it would be, then, to learn that in truth individual sovereignty has instead passed into the annals of history along with spontaneous generation, phlogiston, the philosopher stone, and other such fanciful chimeras.

For years it seemed that the U.S. managed to preserve something of the form, while all the while jettisoning the substance, of individual liberty. Recently, however, the form itself, having become too ragged and threadbare to conceal Oz any longer, has more or less been dispensed with. Someone of a strict Marxist bent might claim that the contradictions characteristic of capitalism have heightened to an unsustainable point, and now the bourgeois ranks simply find themselves whipsawed by the resulting tensions. I find it hard to disagree with this assessment. The entire economy, now financialized to an absurd extent, has moved to what I like to call a “Whaddya-gonna-do-about-it?” stage. The cops have arrived. They’ve restored power to the bank building and the lights therein, exposing the robbers in the vault. Yet the robbers know that all is not lost — though they will have to raise the stakes. The heist, according to the robbers’ assessment, has taken twist for the worse, but it hasn’t necessarily gone bad. Take hostages. Kill a few to show the cops they mean business. Head for South America with the loot.  A dicier, bloodier and more difficult proposition than straightforward safecracking, certainly, but not an impossible one. Or so the thinking goes. Read the rest of this entry »

Abiding Interest: Utopian Visions and the Mortgaged Future

The nearly total financialization of the U.S. economy leads one to wonder whether limits to growth owe more to “banker’s arithmetic” than to ecological pressures.

Nothing brings a breezy read to a halt quicker than a gesture to leftist political theory. Beyond a tiny coterie of (mostly tenured academic) partisans, whose livelihood depends on occupying the extreme margin of political discussion, leftist theorists win precious few readers. And with good reason. Their writings are formidably inaccessible, freighted with abstractions and often presuming detailed familiarity with the finer points of some past internecine debate. At a moment (one is tempted to write conjuncture) when time and its corollary, attention, are the scarcest resources of all, leftist political theorists can seem downright profligate, scoffing at economies of expression or communicative action. Tweets their works most definitely are not.

Yet among the rococo elaborations of abstract concepts, among the arabesques of jargon, the occasional lapidary phrase — remarkable in its own right, but thoroughly miraculous when compared to the rest of the text in which it’s discovered — presents itself. At any rate, this has been my experience engaging the work of Ernesto Laclau, an Argentine “post-Marxist” theorist. Not particularly known for the crystalline clarity of his prose, whether writing alone or with French political theorist Chantal Mouffe (as they did in their seminal Hegemony and Socialist Strategy, published in 1985; a case where double the authorial effort meant double the impenetrability), Laclau presents a formidable challenge.* Yet there it was, in the midst of a dense thicket of theorization — this wonderful formulation: “The future is indeterminate and certainly not guaranteed for us; but that is precisely why it is not lost either.”

Laclau holds out for no messianic intervention of the sort Walter Benjamin invokes in his famous (and utterly remarkable) “Theses on the Concept of History.” Events constantly open on to the future no matter what occurs in the present, so each moment presents not a doorway through which some savior may enter, as Benjamin would have it, but presents a fighting chance for those who would upend the status quo in order to establish a more just and equitable polity. Each moment, in other words, affords people of goodwill the opportunity to become their own messiahs. Read the rest of this entry »

Destructive Creation: Internet Disintermediation and the Rise of Efficiency

If Google and its ilk deliver humanity to a post-scarcity paradise by supplanting costly, ponderous brick-and-mortar institutions with cheaper, more efficient virtual ones, what will humanity do with the surfeit of leisure such a transition entails?

(An earlier version of this essay appeared on June 12, 2009. Attention this essay has received recently [here] has prompted me to re-post it in a slightly modified form.)

Via Jos Schuurmanns’s site comes this post by Jeff Jarvis of BuzzMachine. In it, Jarvis basically offers a précis of his book, What Would Google Do?, a manifesto for the rapidly approaching post-scarcity age. (Irony: Jarvis has authorized no preview of his text on Google Books, thus making scarce what technology would make abundant and readily accessible.) Jarvis’s thesis is that Amazon, craigslist, eBay and Google have radically challenged the fundamental assumptions of current economic theory.

Most economists hew to the notion that resources are scarce, and that economies develop as a means of dealing with this scarcity. Economists of a free-market bent contend that the competition to which capitalism compels a population to leads to an adequate if not optimal allocation of resources via price discovery in the market, whereas economists of a more command-and-control sort claim that the contradictions and disequilibrium inherent in capitalist market relations tend toward squandering and waste of resources (one need only read news accounts of new housing developments being plowed under because developers can find no buyers to understand this). Yet either contingent agree on the basic fact that resources are indeed scarce. Read the rest of this entry »

Manufacturing Ascent: Elite Institutions and Social Mobility

“Human capital,” for all of its jazzy, ultra-contemporary ring, is just a version of Marxian labor power gussied up for a techno-oligopolic age.

What brains they must have at Christminster and the great schools, he presently thought, to learn words one by one up to tens of thousands! There were no brains in his head equal to this business; and as the little sun-rays continued to stream in through his hat at him, he wished he had never seen a book, that he might never see another, that he had never been born. — Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure

A favorite pastime of mine involves cuing up on CNN.com the video feed of some major political event. As the video starts rolling, I pull up Calculated Risk’s comment page on my browser, refreshing the screen in order to keep up with the torrent of remarks. The remarks thereon counterpoise wonderfully the hackneyed phrases and strained evasions which pass for political discourse these days.

The Calculated Risk gang, its core members and supernumeraries, form the modern, cyberspatial equivalent of Greek chorus: voices unremitting in their directness and honesty,  exposing foibles, mocking prevarications or temporizing, and generally calling bullshit on the elaborate make-believe by which most of the infamies masquerading as policy wriggle their way into law. Read the rest of this entry »

Austin City Limits: Elegy for a Vanished Slacktopia

Sanitized funkiness and bourgeois progressivism have made Austin, Texas a veritable experimental village for the creative class. In light of this development, the slogan “Keep Austin Weird” now just seems like a cry for help.

I like Austin more now. I think the mind-set’s still the same. The campus alone takes care of that: We’ve got 50,000 young people; a certain percentage of them are gonna be cool. As we say, the only thing wrong with Austin is that it’s surrounded by Texas. — Richard Linklater

As a member of so-called Generation X, I have witnessed in my time the marketing of consumer-ready zeitgeist. I emerged into adulthood right around the time of Seattle’s ascendancy. Grunge, which to me sounded like simplified metal, was pronounced the music of a generation and heralded the end of the hair-rock–synth-pop duopoly.

But a funny thing happened on the way to cultural hegemony: Grunge, with all of its appurtenances, poses and attitude, became the very thing it’s devotees were reputed to despise. Payless Shoes soon began to carry pleather versions of Doc Martens. Hollywood soon began releasing twentysomething rom-coms wrapped in flannel and tuned to the key of angst. Confronted with such saturation of the cultural milieu, angry young refusniks found themselves in the awkward position of having to refuse the very tokens of their refusal. When Beverly Hills 90210’s troubled star Shannen Dougherty states in an interview that she intends to start an all-girl version of Pearl Jam, you know something has gone terribly wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

Pataphysical Graffiti: Facebook and Privacy’s End

The nonsensical excesses of pataphysics one can now find in the very warp and weft of the social fabric, while pataphysics itself, appropriately enough, has sailed far out of sight of the shore of the normative values it once critiqued.

Zuckerberg Tyrannos: The improbable, baby-faced founder of Facebook — whose first name, for those who have been living in a cave (or, at least without Facebook) the past several years, is Mark — recently announced the death of individual privacy, dismissing it as a “social norm” from which the wider wired world has evolve away. Apparently now only a hoary fetish for Enlightenment political philosophers, privacy has exited with nary a tear nor lament. Today’s human, homo ostentatius, is a fundamentally different creature from her eighteenth-, nineteenth- or even twentieth-century antecedents. Or so saith Zuckerberg.”People have really gotten comfortable not only sharing more information and different kinds, but more openly and with more people.”

Zuckerberg’s generalization strikes one as rather sweeping. Several people of my acquaintance profess themselves not at all comfortable with the — shall I say demographic nudity? — which Facebook demands of its participants. These friends of mine not only have a problem with sharing information of any kind, but also have deep philosophical reservations about those who share this information “more openly and with more people.” Admittedly, these friends occupy (along with me) a sociocultural periphery, one occupied by those who would  prove reluctant joiners to any new fad. I can’t help thinking, however, that my friends and I simply represent a contingent afflicted with a particularly acute case of self-consciousness that is more or less present in everyone, a backwardness when it comes to publicizing oneself, particularly in the manner which Facebook encourages: the revelation of personal details. Some details might be boring, others embarrassing; Facebook doesn’t discriminate. It welcomes them all. Read the rest of this entry »

The Body Economic: One Nation under Finance Capital

Certainly many fortunes hung in the balance during The Panic of 2008. But perhaps it would have been better had the entire rotten edifice that is High Finance collapsed. At least then 2010 would have found America nearly two years into the rebuilding.

There was a time when all the body’s members
Rebell’d against the belly, thus accused it:
That only like a gulf it did remain
I’ the midst o’ the body, idle and unactive,
Still cupboarding the viand, never bearing
Like labour with the rest, where the other instruments
Did see and hear, devise, instruct, walk, feel,
And, mutually participate, did minister
Unto the appetite and affection common
Of the whole body.
— William Shakespeare, Coriolanus

I spent the holidays out of reach of television, English-language radio, and English-language newspapers. Aside from the rare foray into town, a dial-up internet connection represented my only tether to the wider world, and when that connection proved inoperable my isolation became nearly total.

Smatterings of news reached me from time to time. Reports of a failed or thwarted airliner bombing wafted in on the stiff, frigid winds of late December. Evidently, a health-care bill of some sort passed — passed as all such dubious legislation is wont to: in the late hours before a holiday recess, with little fanfare or ado. If memory serves, such was the way the United States Federal Reserve system entered the world: just before Christmas, like some travesty of the Nativity, complete with wise men (representatives of J. P. Morgan and the Rothschilds), shepherds (government officials like Rhode Island senator Nelson Algren and Assistant Secretary of the Treasury Abraham Piatt Andrew) and sheep (the American people). Read the rest of this entry »

Holiday Hiatus

Today begins Generation Bubble’s holiday hiatus. We’d like to thank our readers for helping GenBub grow by leaps and bounds in the months since its inception.

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Building the Mystery: Social Media as Collective Epic

Social media like Facebook and Twitter have become much more than communication devices. They have become the very means by which people secure an effective ontology. “I tweet, therefore I am.”

October, a journal of art criticism, devoted its Fall 2006 issue to the life and work of Sergei Tret’iakov, a 20th-century Russian playwright and associate of such cultural luminaries as Vladimir Mayakovsky and Sergei Eisenstein. Tret’iakov aligned himself with the Constructivist movement, an outgrowth of Futurism that came to dominate the art of the young Soviet Union before giving way to socialist realism in the 1930s. Futurists and Constructivists alike reacted to the impressionism and expressionism that reigned during the late nineteenth century, and thus they dedicated themselves to scraping away these movements’ vestiges.

Tret’iakov’s contemporary, the artist, designer, and eventual Soviet cultural commissar Alexei Gan, offers this programmatic formulation of Constructivism, which emphasizes how thoroughly it embodies the spirit of the Communist revolution, as well as the workers’ paradise to emerge from it. He writes,

Construction must be understood as the coordinating function of Constructivism.

If the tectonic unites the ideological and formal, and as a result gives a unity of conception, and the faktura is the condition of the material, then the construction discovers the actual process of putting together.

Thus we have the “third discipline,” the discipline of the formation of conception through the use of worked material.

All hail to the Communist expression of material building!

The resulting artwork or “construction” fuses the “ideological,” “formal” and “material,” giving rise to “the third discipline,” so called by Gan, which pretends to completeness, the three elements reflecting each other harmoniously. One cannot deny the attraction of an art that so serenely synthesizes such seemingly disparate elements of existence. Others had made a similar effort before the Constructivists, most notably the nineteenth-century German composer Richard Wagner, whose idea of the “total art work” (Gesamtkunstwerk) set the standard for Wagner’s own compositions. Of course, history records what this idea of Wagner’s eventually led to — fascism. Read the rest of this entry »